I apologize for the recent lack of activity on Rodger's advice blog. I'd hoped to have something solid to report before breaking the silence, but unfortunately I have only this to tell you:
Rodger is missing. He was last seen at his home on December 20th. Myself and the members of my team speculate that he may have gone to visit a women he met online, but we can't be sure. An email bounced back into Rodger's inbox shortly after he was last seen, and that's really all we have to go on. It read: "I shall 'Rodger' you anon. Please do not washeth thy person afore my arrival." Unfortunately, he typed only "Meggy of the northern regions" in the field for the recipient's address, so we have no email address to trace.
We did find a photo of an unidentified woman saved to his computer, and we think this may be "Meggy." (I've included it here.) If you know her, please contact us immediately.
It's a long shot, but here are some physical details that might help you recognize him on the off chance he's in your area:
Name: Rodger Goodwyn
Age: 420 (Looks 30-35)
Weight: Eight stone
Distinguishing characteristics: Bushy red beard
Last seen wearing: Ruffled off-white tunic with dark gray doublet, black leggings, black and white striped slip-on Vans.
If you have seen Rodger or have any information regarding his whereabouts, please contact your local law enforcement agency and file a report.